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Big Obama Brother Says Chill Already
What’s all the excitement about with these NSA surveillance programs, Germany? Your, I mean our president himself has ensured everyone everywhere that he has not become a Big Brother with eyes and ears...
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Obama’s Popularity Rating Plummets To 82 Percent In Germany
Germans are still enamored of Obama: a poll last week showed 82 percent view him favorably. It used to be 92 percent so this must have something to do with the time he recently spent in Prism. Just...
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Germans See Germans Do
Shocking, these Americans and their surveillance state. It’s good to know that that kind of thing can’t happen here. Despite the scandal concerning the US spy program Prism, the Bundesnachrichtendienst...
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If It Works, Fix It
This is another one of those “only in Germany” numbers. Or maybe it isn’t (I’m slowly losing track of what’s going on out there in “the real world”). The Deutsche Bahn’s program to use small drones to...
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NSA Hysteria Good For Business
IT business here in Germany, I mean. Funny how that is. Makes a body wonder sometimes if helping to keep folks all hot and bothered like this about our latest “devastating crisis of confidence” is...
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Thank Goodness Email Made In Germany Is Safe
Safe from those awful NSA criminals over there in US-Amerika, I mean. Remember the recent “Boom Triggered By NSA: German Email Services Report Surge in Demand” hype? Well now it turns out that evil...
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Security Sources?
International airports have been asked to expand their screening of passengers before flying to the United States after security sources have warned of possible new terror attacks. Who might these...
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Foreigners Have Lower Chances Of Getting A Job Than Germans Do?
In Germany? Wow, that’s a real shocker. Who would have expected that? Maybe they’ve been applying at the wrong places, though. This radical Salifist dude here had no trouble getting a job working in...
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German Of The Day: Scherzkeks
A “joke cookie” here is what we call a wisecracker. You know, a jokester? Take this jokester here at Tegel Airport today (this guy really kills me). He’s getting ready to board his flight with his...
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Our Espionage Doesn’t Stink
On the one hand, we as German spies only do nice spying and would never spy on friends much less on other other nice Germans like ourselves. “But on the other hand, intelligence agencies are working to...
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Berlinale Increases Security To Protect Crappy Films
With the threat of terrorist attacks in Europe on the rise, organizers at the Berlin International Film Festival are worried that frustrated patrons might actually take action for once and are beefing...
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If It Works For You
Just let me get this straight. This married father of four German spy guy of Spanish descent is a onetime gay porn actor turned secret Islamist extremist mole? Hey, it’s hard to find steady work these...
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Everything Under Control
My. This certainly inspires confidence, doesn’t it? The guy German authorities are now looking for came to the country illegally (no passport). He had served four years in an Italian prison before that...
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German Communities To Expand Use Of So-Called “Cameras”
Apparently as a reaction to the latest outcry for better public TV programing, many German municipalities are now suddenly calling for the more wide-spread installation of so-called closed-circuit...
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Arresting One Of The Fourteen Would Have Been Enough
Why did German authorities fail to stop Anis Amri, Spiegel asks? Like, duh. Because they can. And boy oh boy can they ever. I mean, what didn’t go wrong here? Now it’s come out that this guy was known...
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Refugee Perfectly Integrated In Germany
Just like the Germans all around him, he no longer feels secure here. The word is... Germany should brace for further attacks given growing numbers of potential Islamist militants, top security...
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German Of The Day: Großzügig
That means generous. As in “Merkel’s Generous Refugee Policy Puts Germany at Risk.” On July 28, one person was murdered and another five were injured by an Islamist wielding a knife at a supermarket in...
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“Alarming… But Not Surprising”
Massive cyber attacks affect the German Bundestag and other government agencies on a regular basis here. Nobody cares. Just have the press officer read his prepared statement about how nothing...
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What Harm Could 160 “Islamic State” Combatants Cause?
Hey, see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil and no evil will come to you, right? Germany loses track of 160 ‘Islamic State’ supporters – About 1,000 Germans traveled to the Middle East to join the...
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The German (Political) Psyche In A Nutshell
Or everyday German schizophrenia in action, if you prefer – in this case with regard to Germany’s famous/infamous green energy policy. “Germany is not a trendsetter. Germany is a dependent tag behind....
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